Mrs SB sometimes shouts in her sleep, normally about whatever topical subject we have been arguing about. The other night (fast asleep) she shouted '4 bikes is bloody ridiculous'. I have been trying to get a road bike added to the stable! You think you are scared, I have hidden all the knives in the kitchen.
She does not understand the Ozone at all, or the need to give the Kona a mid-life update, or why the modern bike needs better wheels.