Are bikes male or female ?

When it's playing up, won't work, punctured, broken - then it's female.

When it's working great, smooth as silk, going well - then it's one of the lads, a great bloke. :LOL:
 
It.

Can't be doing with people calling cars or boats or anything inanimate 'she'... strikes me as hardly complementary to the female of the species :roll: Not into anthropomorphism generally. You know, as you do.
 
They are tools for the job, things, it's, can't be calling bikes names now, might get locked up for such madness :roll:
 
Interesting one this,

All of my bikes have been female...

But I get quite spiritual about my bikes, could never think of it as an 'it', some of the scrapes I've gotten though on my bike, I always give it a pat and say thanks!!

I'm off to hug a tree now by the way... :?
 
Mine are all female why else would my x-wife divorced me on the grounds that i thought more off my bikes than her. and after a few beers i did say to her that my my proflex was a better ride than her around cannock chase . :roll: :LOL:
 
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