Ant's Khristmas Kracker Karma Kompetition WINNERS UP

[Alison]

Re: Ant's Khristmas Kracker Karma Kompetition

Number please and my jokey offering

Why is Christmas just like your job?

You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

 

[shinobi]

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Can i have a number please

My sad joke offering

Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?

Because their days are numbered. :facepalm:

Merry x mass , Paul

 

[Boomshanka]

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Number please Ant.

Whats got 7 eyes and can't see?

3 Blind Mice and half a pigs head.

 

[iwatajim]

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Ok count me in too please!

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?



To visit his flatmate!!!

Sorry :xmas-big-grin:

 

[titch__16]

Re: Ant's Khristmas Kracker Karma Kompetition

Number please

What sits on the bottom of the Arctic Ocean and shakes?



A nervous wreck.

 

[xxnick1975]

Re: Ant's Khristmas Kracker Karma Kompetition

what a larf! In for a number and here is my made up joke...

whats Santas favorite groupset?

Shimano (rein)deer head....

 

[valleyman]

Re: Ant's Khristmas Kracker Karma Kompetition

Hi mate, can i have a number?
Many thanks!

 

[rojo]

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Number please.

Merry crimbo

 

[Rahbari]

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I am bad at remembering jokes, but I do remember this naughty one:

Q: Why does Father Christmas have such a big sack?

A: Because he only comes once a year!


:facepalm: :roll: :twisted:

 

[Antstark]

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Decided that the names and numbers list was getting tooooo long.... so I will do it all at the end!

Anyway....back to the fun and today's question. Again lets ease into this with another relatively easy one. Anyone who has asked for a number already can answer for a bonus number.

2) Who won the 1993 Mens Grundig World Championship Race at Newnham Park, Plymouth UK ?