Ant’s Christmas cracker Karma competition WE HAVE WINNERS

[KermitGKona88]

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What is Santa's dog called......... Santa Paws :!: :facepalm:

 

[Antstark]

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Overwhelmed by the responses .....extended until 10am .. Guess everyone was at the pub last night :roll:

 

[legrandefromage]

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''Rudolf is too bloody horny!'' said Santa's wife, ''okay, I'll take him to the vet in the morning'' replied Santa, ''to get him neutered'', ''Oh, no'' said his wife, ''just his claws trimmed please!''


An oldie, re-jiggled a bit

 

[DY85262]

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Thank goodness. Everyone likes an extension.

Why doesn't Santa have any children ? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney. :xmas-wink:

 

[The History Man]

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How did the Three Wise Men figure out Jesus was exactly 6lb 9oz when he was born?

They had a weigh in a manger.


How does king wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

 

[DynaCol]

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Two snowmen standing in a garden, one turns to the other and says........."Can you smell carrots?"

 

[RickTheUncivil]

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Two snowmen were standing in a field.
One said, "Can you smell carrots?"


:xmas-big-grin: :facepalm: :xmas-big-grin:

 

[DynaCol]

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Hey, get your own joke!

I don't really want a number ( got far too much bike related stuff as it is :facepalm: ), just fancied playing along :xmas-wink:

 

[Antstark]

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How does king wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even.


That got the best response in the Stark household .....Well done THM! Drop me a PM with your address and these almost NOS Specialized bar ends will be winging their way to you. :xmas-cool:

 

[Antstark]

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Its Christmas so you'll have a number if you like it or not! :xmas-wink:

Hey, get your own joke!
I don't really want a number ( got far too much bike related stuff as it is :facepalm: ), just fancied playing along :xmas-wink: