And today I did......
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SHUT IT YOU RIGHT! 
Talkin about burnoots am listenin to Clutch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDoKyzHzP14&NR=1
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Talkin about burnoots am listenin to Clutch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDoKyzHzP14&NR=1
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white burnoots eh
like when you were gonna teach the council a lesson in the mooring rights debacle
rob had this big foff bayliner power boat , and the council wanted him to pay mooring rights on it , witch he didn't want to do
"am no payin that the hooors " said rob so they passed a summomds on him " right am gonna pay them a visit " he yelled
this was on a night not unlike tonight ,dark ,damp and quiet
so after 8 cans of swan larger and a few bags of gummi bears he was fired up the silver cloud was fired up and the bayliner hooked on the back
and off he went
his intention was to stick a pipe from the 8 ltr bayliner exhaust and feed it thru the letter box at the town house
now the pipes on the bayliner had these fittings for discharging smoke
dunno why ,rob said they were there when he bought it in the keys
from that columbian bloke
he intended to drop some dog shit from the green outside the town house into the pipes as ir was ran at near full pelt thus coating the foyer of the town house in super heated dog shit mixed with methanol fumes
dogshitahol
thing is , he forgot the trailer
the white lines ran from robs bayside (art deco, dont forget that bit) villa
down to glen roundabout then on to catingyani's chip shop
at which point 8ltr's of tuned hemi fell out and then rolled/slid down the road till it stopped ,blocking the door to amins "bottle shop"
thing is it had a magnesium sump on the motor so it kinda lit up , creating mass panic in the bay area as "the offee's on fire " summoned the greatest public get together seen in the bay area since the introduction of the caramac mcflurry ,as folk ran around trying to put out the flames
rob meanwhile had the silver cloud pointed at the town house ,unaware of the depravation in his wake
it was only 15 minutes later at the town hall that he realised he only had half a boat ,however as the road had buffed thru the hull it had revealed
a stash of 100 dollar bills , what to do ? he was on the main street
he needed to move the remains of paolo escobars piggy bank so he could do somthing ,come up with a plan
so he dragged it around to the homebase carpark , every inch cost about 2000 bucks a point rob was aware of
finally there, he began to remove as much as he could ,but it became obvious that the hull had to be moved to free up more bills so he would drive around the car park in 20 foot increments ,stop grab some more cash and repeat
about 2 hrs later rob had filled the boot and back seat of the silver cloud with 100 dollar bills or benjamins ar they are known
and the silver cloud tho full if several million $'s was devoid of petrol
the bayliners tanks were still full of methanol but with no way to transfer it to the roller rob was in a quandry , wtf to do
right , go to the all nighter at bolts , about 3 mile away and get some fuel in a can
or go home and get fuel , now as rob had no money , other than about 12 million dollars he has a bit screwed , as margee o'hare at the the all nighter would'nt accept dollar bills again, it was a long walk home
as rob walked up the road he saw a benjamin on the pavement , he walked over and picked it up folded it and put it in his pocket
he wandered past amins bottle shop, on the other side of the road of course , blue lights and an angry (thirsty) mob being held back by the riot squad . back to the house (art deco mind) and drained some fuel out of the qualcast ,rob then jumped on his new kona explosive and headed back to the roller
only to find it gone , the hull was there but just smoldering now
rob went home to fill in the claim forms
like when you were gonna teach the council a lesson in the mooring rights debacle
rob had this big foff bayliner power boat , and the council wanted him to pay mooring rights on it , witch he didn't want to do
"am no payin that the hooors " said rob so they passed a summomds on him " right am gonna pay them a visit " he yelled
this was on a night not unlike tonight ,dark ,damp and quiet
so after 8 cans of swan larger and a few bags of gummi bears he was fired up the silver cloud was fired up and the bayliner hooked on the back
and off he went
his intention was to stick a pipe from the 8 ltr bayliner exhaust and feed it thru the letter box at the town house
now the pipes on the bayliner had these fittings for discharging smoke
dunno why ,rob said they were there when he bought it in the keys
from that columbian bloke
he intended to drop some dog shit from the green outside the town house into the pipes as ir was ran at near full pelt thus coating the foyer of the town house in super heated dog shit mixed with methanol fumes
dogshitahol
thing is , he forgot the trailer
the white lines ran from robs bayside (art deco, dont forget that bit) villa
down to glen roundabout then on to catingyani's chip shop
at which point 8ltr's of tuned hemi fell out and then rolled/slid down the road till it stopped ,blocking the door to amins "bottle shop"
thing is it had a magnesium sump on the motor so it kinda lit up , creating mass panic in the bay area as "the offee's on fire " summoned the greatest public get together seen in the bay area since the introduction of the caramac mcflurry ,as folk ran around trying to put out the flames
rob meanwhile had the silver cloud pointed at the town house ,unaware of the depravation in his wake
it was only 15 minutes later at the town hall that he realised he only had half a boat ,however as the road had buffed thru the hull it had revealed
a stash of 100 dollar bills , what to do ? he was on the main street
he needed to move the remains of paolo escobars piggy bank so he could do somthing ,come up with a plan
so he dragged it around to the homebase carpark , every inch cost about 2000 bucks a point rob was aware of
finally there, he began to remove as much as he could ,but it became obvious that the hull had to be moved to free up more bills so he would drive around the car park in 20 foot increments ,stop grab some more cash and repeat
about 2 hrs later rob had filled the boot and back seat of the silver cloud with 100 dollar bills or benjamins ar they are known
and the silver cloud tho full if several million $'s was devoid of petrol
the bayliners tanks were still full of methanol but with no way to transfer it to the roller rob was in a quandry , wtf to do
right , go to the all nighter at bolts , about 3 mile away and get some fuel in a can
or go home and get fuel , now as rob had no money , other than about 12 million dollars he has a bit screwed , as margee o'hare at the the all nighter would'nt accept dollar bills again, it was a long walk home
as rob walked up the road he saw a benjamin on the pavement , he walked over and picked it up folded it and put it in his pocket
he wandered past amins bottle shop, on the other side of the road of course , blue lights and an angry (thirsty) mob being held back by the riot squad . back to the house (art deco mind) and drained some fuel out of the qualcast ,rob then jumped on his new kona explosive and headed back to the roller
only to find it gone , the hull was there but just smoldering now
rob went home to fill in the claim forms
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