Joe*Pro
Senior Retro Guru
5 years work written up in 5 nights, so you can binge watch it Netflix style:
Short cuts:
- near final build spreadsheet on page 7 link here
- near final Hollywood pics on page 7 link here
- It’s about 1 page a year with a bit of intro & outro !
The time has finally come to attempt to put this build thread up before they are 2 a penny ! I’ve been putting it off for at least 5 years, as it still isn’t quite perfect. But I have come to realise they are never quite done and the suspense of wondering what might happen next in others build threads is part of the entertainment. In my defence, it is now 2 bikes in 1 !!
The backstory starts with my childhood bedroom in the depths of sleepy West Wales, circa the mid 1990s, when I redecorated the room ‘tropical lime‘ as a teenager and decided to cover the ceiling with MTB posters ‘inherited’ from my older brothers copies of MBUK & MTB-Pro. (He’d gone to uni) The most indelible pictures from which for me, were often the JMC ones, be that the cover shots, coaster wheelies or just the general look. Then one day, MBUK did a free VHS copy of DIRT which put him at icon status, the rest is history as you all well know.
Having then slowly learnt all the JMC/Dirt tricks across my adolescence and used it to whooo all the village girls, the final thing, all be it 25 years late, was to acquire the blood red bike ! (Doing it on a purple Saracen wasn’t quite the same, even if it did have smoke & darts, a club roost riser on it, whilst I wore a chrome Troy Lee peak !)
The good news is, I’ve kept a dedicated photo album on the phone of almost every build step/purchase/cleanup, which now has 387 photos, 1 video and an excel spreadsheet of the parts, costs and place of origin. So you can now sit back and binge watch in true Netflix style, a 5 year build thread, in 5 nights or so, if you so wish…
Ps- I reserve the right to retro edit lots of words as I fancy and use some artistic license when retelling the story. Not to the extent of Amber Heard, but more like Downton Abbey !!!
Pss - the opening credits need to mention;
@martyn855 for the original replica build spec and the sale I missed out on circa Aug 2016. (Yes I’ve been pondering it for that long)
@Spudly for buying that replica bike and continuing to make it even more accurate with supporting info and great pics.
@Neil. For buying the actual original JMC bike in auction for a high enough price (£5,314) to put all the rest of us off and thus think we can build our own for a fraction of the price, or not as the case may be !
@pw_pw_la for encouraging interesting build threads generally and a can do attitude, all be that fuelled by the California sunshine !
Short cuts:
- near final build spreadsheet on page 7 link here
- near final Hollywood pics on page 7 link here
- It’s about 1 page a year with a bit of intro & outro !
The time has finally come to attempt to put this build thread up before they are 2 a penny ! I’ve been putting it off for at least 5 years, as it still isn’t quite perfect. But I have come to realise they are never quite done and the suspense of wondering what might happen next in others build threads is part of the entertainment. In my defence, it is now 2 bikes in 1 !!
The backstory starts with my childhood bedroom in the depths of sleepy West Wales, circa the mid 1990s, when I redecorated the room ‘tropical lime‘ as a teenager and decided to cover the ceiling with MTB posters ‘inherited’ from my older brothers copies of MBUK & MTB-Pro. (He’d gone to uni) The most indelible pictures from which for me, were often the JMC ones, be that the cover shots, coaster wheelies or just the general look. Then one day, MBUK did a free VHS copy of DIRT which put him at icon status, the rest is history as you all well know.
Having then slowly learnt all the JMC/Dirt tricks across my adolescence and used it to whooo all the village girls, the final thing, all be it 25 years late, was to acquire the blood red bike ! (Doing it on a purple Saracen wasn’t quite the same, even if it did have smoke & darts, a club roost riser on it, whilst I wore a chrome Troy Lee peak !)
The good news is, I’ve kept a dedicated photo album on the phone of almost every build step/purchase/cleanup, which now has 387 photos, 1 video and an excel spreadsheet of the parts, costs and place of origin. So you can now sit back and binge watch in true Netflix style, a 5 year build thread, in 5 nights or so, if you so wish…
Ps- I reserve the right to retro edit lots of words as I fancy and use some artistic license when retelling the story. Not to the extent of Amber Heard, but more like Downton Abbey !!!
Pss - the opening credits need to mention;
@martyn855 for the original replica build spec and the sale I missed out on circa Aug 2016. (Yes I’ve been pondering it for that long)
@Spudly for buying that replica bike and continuing to make it even more accurate with supporting info and great pics.
@Neil. For buying the actual original JMC bike in auction for a high enough price (£5,314) to put all the rest of us off and thus think we can build our own for a fraction of the price, or not as the case may be !
@pw_pw_la for encouraging interesting build threads generally and a can do attitude, all be that fuelled by the California sunshine !
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