You could make your own tool if you're a bit handy. Not as hard as you think.oops, just read it's the self extractor bolts. DOH!!!
As a rule the 2pin circlip tool is almost never adequate to remove a bicycle part that been exposed to moisture and dirtI tend to use circlip pliers as they allow better grip than a dedicated 2 pin spanner and you can get more leverage and grip.
I would guess if the self extractor is siezed in the crank, then the crank is still on the bike, so you'll need quite a large freezer!Have you tried putting the blighters in the freezer overnight and trying the 2 pin tool? Problem is finding something strong enough to deal with the torque.