Made up Schwalbe tyre names and intended use

[legrandefromage]

More furlough sillinessness

Silly names and what their intended use should be.

So far I have:

Curious Colin - first time rider, 29er only

Angry Anderson - one ride wonder

Annoyed Alan - no puncture protection

Little Boy Blue - Google Office specific tyre

Horrid Henry - Henley Regatta specific

 

[LikeClockwork]

Re:

Gumwall Raleigh - manufacturer specific cross country tyre...

(Guess that's not an actual person's name, though... :facepalm: )

 

[jimo746]

Re:

Frank The Tank - 29+ tyre

Jim'll Fix It - self sealing 20" kids bike tyre

 

[Imlach]

Re: Re:

Jim'll Fix It - self sealing 20" kids bike tyre

That's grim

 

[CassidyAce]

Re:

Some dodgy trading on stereotypes:

Nostalgic Neil: a tan wall tyre for Retrobikers, available in 26" and 700c.

Yo Yoot: a tyre for jump bikes and low level drug dealers.

Parson Peter: a genteel and frugal tyre for priests. (Parson Pam for equality, too.)

Janet's Jam: a gnarly, no nonsense, town tyre for women's shopper bikes, endorsed by the WI.

Aero Sombrero: a time trial tyre.

Perfectly Pink: a vivacious tyre for Brighton and San Francisco.

 

[Retro Spud]

Parker Schwalbe The Yukon specific tyre

 

[greencat]

Nasty Nick - for riding around inside Big Brother house.

 

[2manyoranges]

Re:

Treacherous Trump - promises huge amounts of grip and throws you on the ground at the first corner

 

[Bullpup]

Mucky Mary - when Girls just want to have fun.

 

[Imlach]

Stiff Willie - for cruising the local dogging parks.