I had seen the initial post as you mentioned as a bait thread but saw that after 3 pages, the members took on board the new expectation and had some funny, entertaining and diffusing posts and that is why I had some puzzlement on the locking?
Although I mentioned sandalwood , I do recall my first use of aftershave in relation to my first expectation of a bj. I can assure members that putting brut 33 on your nutsack does not increase the pleasure of the moment. It might have for the giving person in that smelling brut instead of fish would be more preferable but from a user experience, aftershave on your danglies is a nono.