I am a crap rider that spends every downhill terrified about things to crash into. Full sus is the only thing that keeps me riding, so I love it for that. Love my rigid Kona for commuting and just because it is an old friend and hopefully will love my hardtail project because it will make me smile - even if it rides like a dog, I will use it when I go out with Mrs SB.
Can I tick each box? No? If I could only have one bike it would be the FS, but if I could only have one car I would keep my Seat Alhambra cause it is so practical, that would not stop me wanting a DB9 and a pick-up as well though...