'dont you sneer at me!' and other stories

[legrandefromage]

Don't you sneer at me!

You don't know where I've come from or where I'm going

Let alone where I've been

Yes my bike may be old but it's out in the countryside

And I didn't drive here

So don't you sneer at me!

You may have glasses, gopro and all the gearbut it doesn't make you better

So don't you sneer at me!

I'm just out enjoying the ride on a bike that cost 50p!!!!

 

[The History Man]

Re: 'dont you sneer at me!'

Is this a 'poetry corner' type thread in the making?

 

[legrandefromage]

Re: 'dont you sneer at me!'

My forks may be junk

My rear shock RST

But I'm the one ahead of you

On a bike I built for free!

 

[legrandefromage]

Re: 'dont you sneer at me!'

Why so serious?

Is this cycling lark so hard?

You've got the app, I doffed my cap but still you wear a frown

I've worked it out, it can't be gout, turn that saddle down!

 

[legrandefromage]

Re: 'dont you sneer at me!'

Walking must make you grumpy

Jogging must make you frown

Cycling just makes me happy as I waft about the town

 

[legrandefromage]

Re: 'dont you sneer at me!'

Transparent Lycra...

Roadies check your lycra!

You are not racing on a track!

So the last thing that I want to see,

Is your pink & hairy bumcrack!

 

[legrandefromage]

Re: 'dont you sneer at me!'

Oh to be a ladies bicycle saddle.

The end.

 

[mullinino]

Re:

:cry: :cry: :cry:

 

[legrandefromage]

I'm happily out cycling on my raleigh RSP,

I imagining all the anger directed at silly old me

It's not my fault

I had to holt

And block the entire A3!

 

[legrandefromage]

Pedestrian on a cycle path.

Aggggghhhhh a cyclist!

What do I do!?

Do I go left do I go right please god what do I do!

Here he comes relentless with thrashing of spoke and limb!

I'll be pulverised shmulverised to be nought but a pile of goo!

Oh thank god he's passed I can finally breathe!

Bloody cyclists