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  1. 1duck

    Doctors' pensions

    I'd rather have a 68 year old surgeon working on me than a 30 year old fresh out of med school person carve me up.
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    Swedish Massange?

    Exactly the same boat. Guilty or not, running just makes him look guilty.
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    Doctors' pensions

    about 10 years ago, but realistically if you are 28 you'll be working untill you die pretty much, if the current economy is anything to go by. :lol:
  4. 1duck

    What other stuff do people collect?

    books, lots of books.
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    Attention, Scottish retrobikers (pronunciation help needed)

    I usually take the people pointing at me and laughing as an indication that i must be doing it right...go to the bar and go back at it again.
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    Attention, Scottish retrobikers (pronunciation help needed)

    No, you just think you do. The same way that you suddenly think you can dance or that you can take on the doorman.
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    Why mcdonalds never looks like the picture

    Their coffee tastes like shite, why not drink some real coffee? That said, their burgers are good because they are shite, that's the whole idea. It's not meant as a health food. Also the amount of actual meat in a burger is minimal, i'd be more worried about the GM soy and other shit they...
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    Why mcdonalds never looks like the picture

    Nah they don't microwave their stuff, they use a timed like steam grill thing a bit like a george foreman with a timer. I agree its mush though, but such salty delicious mush.
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    please can we have

    do it.
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    Why mcdonalds never looks like the picture

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=oSd0keSj2W8 Seemed surprisingly honest! ok there was some photoshop involved, but nothing compared to super models.
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    Cat Skinning 101

    Well it's at 35 now so you could buy it and clone it then sell copies? whoops i hadn't read his advert, yeah that couldn't have cost 75 quid surely...what's it made out of titanium?
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    Crap bikes on ebay (NOT FOOTBALL, lumos2000!)

    52 quid? for that bottom one...that he says himself he doesn't know what it is, time to print up some stickers.
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    Misreable and ignorant cyclist...

    whoops double post thanks to the laggy internet.
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    Misreable and ignorant cyclist...

    I ride both mtb and road, but neither very quickly so i just try keep as left as possible to let people pass...seems pretty logical.
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    Lanciano racer

    i'm guessing french or british trying to sound italian.
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    The stiff upper lip

    We could buy the crops and use it for the pharmaceuticals that are opiate based, but instead we fund australian farmers with special licences to produce our opium. We should just tell the australians to grow something else, like sheep for instance...furry sheep trees as far as the eye can see...
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    The stiff upper lip

    Seeing those swiss clinics on the telly, its funny to see pure farmaceutical grade heroin...producing a nice clean clear liquid compared to street smack that created a horrible brown tarry looking liquid.
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    I've handed my notice in!

    How hard is it to become a taxi driver? and whats the money like? That asked, good luck! I could imagine being a taxi driver is a lot of hard work for the money.
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    Falkland Islands

    No that would be the settlement by the french government even if it was financed by a private individual as most settlements were in the period so thats irrelevant, he was told to sell it to the spanish by the french government so it was french to sell. The spanish wouldn't be conquering...
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